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The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, by Mark Twain
Chapter VIII
TOM
dodged hither and thither through lanes until he was well out of the track
of returning scholars, and then fell into a moody jog. He crossed a small
"branch" two or three times, because of a prevailing juvenile
superstition that to cross water baffled pursuit. Half an hour later he
was disappearing behind the Douglas mansion on the summit of Cardiff Hill,
and the school-house was hardly distinguishable away off in the valley
behind him. He entered a dense wood, picked his pathless way to the centre
of it, and sat down on a mossy spot under a spreading oak. There was not
even a zephyr stirring; the dead noonday heat had even stilled the songs
of the birds; nature lay in a trance that was broken by no sound but the
occasional far-off hammering of a woodpecker, and this seemed to render
the pervading silence and sense of loneliness the more profound. The boy's
soul was steeped in melancholy; his feelings were in happy accord with his
surroundings. He sat long with his elbows on his knees and his chin in his
hands, meditating. It seemed to him that life was but a trouble, at best,
and he more than half envied Jimmy Hodges, so lately released; it must be
very peaceful, he thought, to lie and slumber and dream forever and ever,
with the wind whispering through the trees and caressing the grass and the
flowers over the grave, and nothing to bother and grieve about, ever any
more. If he only had a clean Sunday-school record he could be willing to
go, and be done with it all. Now as to this girl. What had he done?
Nothing. He had meant the best in the world, and been treated like a dog
-- like a very dog. She would be sorry some day -- maybe when it was too
late. Ah, if he could only die TEMPORARILY!
But
the elastic heart of youth cannot be compressed into one constrained shape
long at a time. Tom presently began to drift insensibly back into the
concerns of this life again. What if he turned his back, now, and
disappeared mysteriously? What if he went away -- ever so far away, into
unknown countries beyond the seas -- and never came back any more! How
would she feel then! The idea of being a clown recurred to him now, only
to fill him with disgust. For frivolity and jokes and spotted tights were
an offense, when they intruded themselves upon a spirit that was exalted
into the vague august realm of the romantic. No, he would be a soldier,
and return after long years, all war-worn and illustrious. No -- better
still, he would join the Indians, and hunt buffaloes and go on the warpath
in the mountain ranges and the trackless great plains of the Far West, and
away in the future come back a great chief, bristling with feathers,
hideous with paint, and prance into Sundayschool, some drowsy summer
morning, with a bloodcurdling war-whoop, and sear the eyeballs of all his
companions with unappeasable envy. But no, there was something gaudier
even than this. He would be a pirate! That was it! NOW his future lay
plain before him, and glowing with unimaginable splendor. How his name
would fill the world, and make people shudder! How gloriously he would go
plowing the dancing seas, in his long, low, black-hulled racer, the Spirit
of the Storm, with his grisly flag flying at the fore! And at the zenith
of his fame, how he would suddenly appear at the old village and stalk
into church, brown and weather-beaten, in his black velvet doublet and
trunks, his great jack-boots, his crimson sash, his belt bristling with
horse-pistols, his crime-rusted cutlass at his side, his slouch hat with
waving plumes, his black flag unfurled, with the skull and crossbones on
it, and hear with swelling ecstasy the whisperings, "It's Tom Sawyer
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Yes,
it was settled; his career was determined. He would run away from home and
enter upon it. He would start the very next morning. Therefore he must now
begin to get ready. He would collect his resources together. He went to a
rotten log near at hand and began to dig under one end of it with his
Barlow knife. He soon struck wood that sounded hollow. He put his hand
there and uttered this incantation impressively: "What
hasn't come here, come! What's here, stay here!" Then
he scraped away the dirt, and exposed a pine shingle. He took it up and
disclosed a shapely little treasure-house whose bottom and sides were of
shingles. In it lay a marble. Tom's astonishment was boundless! He
scratched his head with a perplexed air, and said: "Well,
that beats anything!" Then
he tossed the marble away pettishly, and stood cogitating. The truth was,
that a superstition of his had failed, here, which he and all his comrades
had always looked upon as infallible. If you buried a marble with certain
necessary incantations, and left it alone a fortnight, and then opened the
place with the incantation he had just used, you would find that all the
marbles you had ever lost had gathered themselves together there,
meantime, no matter how widely they had been separated. But now, this
thing had actually and unquestionably failed. Tom's whole structure of
faith was shaken to its foundations. He had many a time heard of this
thing succeeding but never of its failing before. It did not occur to him
that he had tried it several times before, himself, but could never find
the hiding-places afterward. He puzzled over the matter some time, and
finally decided that some witch had interfered and broken the charm. He
thought he would satisfy himself on that point; so he searched around till
he found a small sandy spot with a little funnel-shaped depression in it.
He laid himself down and put his mouth close to this depression and called
-- "Doodle-bug,
doodle-bug, tell me what I want to know! Doodle-bug, doodle-bug, tell me
what I want to know!" The
sand began to work, and presently a small black bug appeared for a second
and then darted under again in a fright. "He
dasn't tell! So it WAS a witch that done it. I just knowed it." He
well knew the futility of trying to contend against witches, so he gave up
discouraged. But it occurred to him that he might as well have the marble
he had just thrown away, and therefore he went and made a patient search
for it. But he could not find it. Now he went back to his treasure-house
and carefully placed himself just as he had been standing when he tossed
the marble away; then he took another marble from his pocket and tossed it
in the same way, saying: "Brother,
go find your brother!" He
watched where it stopped, and went there and looked. But it must have
fallen short or gone too far; so he tried twice more. The last repetition
was successful. The two marbles lay within a foot of each other. Just
here the blast of a toy tin trumpet came faintly down the green aisles of
the forest. Tom flung off his jacket and trousers, turned a suspender into
a belt, raked away some brush behind the rotten log, disclosing a rude bow
and arrow, a lath sword and a tin trumpet, and in a moment had seized
these things and bounded away, barelegged, with fluttering shirt. He
presently halted under a great elm, blew an answering blast, and then
began to tiptoe and look warily out, this way and that. He said cautiously
-- to an imaginary company: "Hold,
my merry men! Keep hid till I blow." Now
appeared Joe Harper, as airily clad and elaborately armed as Tom. Tom
called: "Hold!
Who comes here into Sherwood Forest without my pass?" "Guy
of Guisborne wants no man's pass. Who art thou that -- that --" "Dares
to hold such language," said Tom, prompting -- for they talked
"by the book," from memory. "Who
art thou that dares to hold such language?" "I,
indeed! I am Robin Hood, as thy caitiff carcase soon shall know." "Then
art thou indeed that famous outlaw? Right gladly will I dispute with thee
the passes of the merry wood. Have at thee!" They
took their lath swords, dumped their other traps on the ground, struck a
fencing attitude, foot to foot, and began a grave, careful combat,
"two up and two down." Presently Tom said: "Now,
if you've got the hang, go it lively!" So
they "went it lively," panting and perspiring with the work. By
and by Tom shouted: "Fall!
fall! Why don't you fall?" "I
sha'n't! Why don't you fall yourself? You're getting the worst of
it." "Why,
that ain't anything. I can't fall; that ain't the way it is in the book.
The book says, 'Then with one back-handed stroke he slew poor Guy of
Guisborne.' You're to turn around and let me hit you in the back." There
was no getting around the authorities, so Joe turned, received the whack
and fell. "Now,"
said Joe, getting up, "you got to let me kill YOU. That's fair."
"Why,
I can't do that, it ain't in the book." "Well,
it's blamed mean -- that's all." "Well,
say, Joe, you can be Friar Tuck or Much the miller's son, and lam me with
a quarter-staff; or I'll be the Sheriff of Nottingham and you be Robin
Hood a little while and kill me." This
was satisfactory, and so these adventures were carried out. Then Tom
became Robin Hood again, and was allowed by the treacherous nun to bleed
his strength away through his neglected wound. And at last Joe,
representing a whole tribe of weeping outlaws, dragged him sadly forth,
gave his bow into his feeble hands, and Tom said, "Where this arrow
falls, there bury poor Robin Hood under the greenwood tree." Then he
shot the arrow and fell back and would have died, but he lit on a nettle
and sprang up too gaily for a corpse. The
boys dressed themselves, hid their accoutrements, and went off grieving
that there were no outlaws any more, and wondering what modern
civilization could claim to have done to compensate for their loss. They
said they would rather be outlaws a year in Sherwood Forest than President
of the United States forever.
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